heliolisk:

thatweirdphysicist:

heliolisk:

I HAD 3 PIECES OF CHEESECAKE AND ICE CREAM OH MY GOD

What a champ

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT

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You learn more about a person at the end of a relationship than at the beginning.

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Like wow

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commisure:

i dont know whats emptier, my bank account or my love life

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conquerorwurm:

One of my favorite things to see is random people trying to interact with unfamiliar outdoor cats. Just standing there with a hand out, making kissy noises, maybe meowing at the cat while it ignores them. Mankind at its best and least dignified

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burgrs:

my mom is telling me “get a good job” but my heart is telling me “marry rich”

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